KatieandRebecca

Slim Thug was a high school dropout who decided to try to get a successful job at the local McDonalds. One day, Slim Thug and his friend Bebe went to McDonalds to get a McDouble off of the Dollar Menu. While they were there, Thug decided to ask for an application to fill out. After Slim and Bebe devoured their McDoubles, he filled out his application and scheduled a time to meet with the General Manager. Slim Thug scheduled his interview for 8:00 AM the next morning. He decided to go to bed early so he could be well prepared and rested for his hopeful interview. Thug ended up going to bed at 3:00 AM after Bebe left. Thug's alarm clock went off at 7:00 AM, but he didn't hear it. Finally, he woke up at 12:00 PM. Once he realized that he was extremely late for his interview, he jumped in the shower and raced to McDonalds to try to convince the manager that he was a wonderful choice for the cook position. Once Slim Thug was half-way to McDonalds, he realized he had forgotten to put on clothes. He called Bebe to bring him some clothes to discover that she was still asleep. Realizing that he had no time to waste, he just decided to go on to his interview and try to convince the manager that he was the best choice for the position. Thug walked into McDonalds to a very upset manager. The manager was very offended, but Thug convinced the manager to give him another chance. Thug and the manager went in the back to the office. In order to get to the office, Thug and the manager had to go through the kitchen. Thug slipped on a piece of buttered bread that had fallen on the floor and accidentally pushed the head cook. The head cook fell, face- down, on top of the greasy, steamy hot grill. As you can imagine, this didn’t end so well. After the paramedics took the head cook to the hospital and all of the cacophony settled, Thug and the hopeless manager met in the office. The minute Thug sat down, his McDouble from the previous day decided to randomly give him a prolonged bout of sulfur and rotten egg smelling flatulence. The manager was completely disgusted and asked Slim Thug to leave the premises and never return. Slim Thug, being the high school dropout he was, realized that since he apparently hadn’t gotten the job at McDonalds, he would just punch the manager in the face out of fury. I’m pretty sure you can only imagine how this very unsuccessful job interview ended. Slim Thug was arrested and thrown into jail for his stupidity. He now has a wonderful career as the head pen ink tattoo artist at the Federal Prison of Arkansas.


 * 11: Successful Job Interview**

Looking through the local classifieds, Tyler is searching for a job in his life of unemployment. Tyler is in his first semester of his senior year and is looking for a little bit of cash to save up for college and maybe have a couple bucks to spend here and there. In his quest to find this job, Tyler has some things in mind. Not only does he want a job, but a job he will actually be willing to get his unmotivated self to work at everyday. Being a good ol’ southern boy, Tylre wants a job that involves working outside in the crisp fresh Carolina air. Luckily, he comes across a wanted ad for a local dairy farm. “WANTED. Part-time stable hand. Needs to know how to drive a tractor. Call 555-2614 for more details.” A spark of interest ignites and Tyler picks up the phone and dials up the number. The dairy manager answers the phone, “Danny’s Dairy. May I help you?” Tyler begins to elaborate his interest for the job. The manager says, “Son, why don’t you come down to the dairy and we can talk a little more, face to face.” Tyler accepts the suggestion and hangs up the phone Climbing into his beat up Chevy, he revs up the engine and starts to head on down the gravel road. He arrives at the dairy in a short amount of time. He slams the door of the truck and stands in awe. The farm had striking scenery, with miles of green grassy fields and a vintage silo next to an old barn surrounded by Holstein cattle. The manager started asking simple questions. Tyler liked the fact that the manager was interviewing him outside rather than in an office. The atmosphere seemed to help Tyler to relax and loosen up. The manager then asks his final question, “So kid, why do you want this job?” Tyler pondered upon this question. “Sir, at first I wanted the job just for a little extra spending money, as any kid would want. Then I realized I want this job for more than just that reason. I like working on a farm and being around animals. I actually decided I want to go to college to major in dairy production and this job could really help me get a feel for the profession.” The manager was quite impressed to hear such an answer from a high school student. The manager shook his hand and said with a smile, “Welcome to Danny’s Dairy.”